Grossstadtlichter – Grossstadtlichter (Kinky Lovers Edit) [CRJAK014]

“Ok so here’s the last installment in the Creme JAK series. We feel there’s not much to add to this concept and over the past few years this kinda musick has found the foothold it lacked when we started this lil’ enterprise in the heydayz of beige vanilla Minimal. In any case it seems fitting to go full circle and draw the curtains with an epic disco anthem that might not be JAK perse, but at least coulda woulda shoulda been caned back in the dizzies in all the places that mattered ese! You see, House is a feeling and blablabla.. So here’s a final one up your purist backsides as this mystery strap-on crew cuts and tape edits its way through a molten bucket of Swiss cheese and ends up with a dead hooker in the trunk in the process.”

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Grossstadtlichter – Grossstadtlichter (Kinky Lovers Edit) [CRJAK014]

TBC – Distant Planet (Star Trek Version) [CRJAK013]

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Sizzling rework of one of the deepest house tracks ever, originally composed by Larry Heard aka Mr. Fingers. Ensuing mysteries as this mix rocks on at warp speed, scorching the rings of the cosmic onion to bake a sweet intergalactic omelet.

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TBC – Distant Planet (Star Trek Version) [CRJAK013]

Chicago Shags – Lost In A Blue Night [CRJAKX05]

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New Shags! Typically retarded but strangely enticing Chi-Haya house that swings like a tit. Produced by an auxiliary member of the New Kids Turbo and his socially challenged compadre from the Coastal region. Furtherly fidled with by an anger management trainee from the second division saturday amateur football team.

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Chicago Shags – Lost In A Blue Night [CRJAKX05]

The Minister – Paranoia on Planet X [CRJAK011]

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Creme come to Jak with the second release from cult undercover artiste, The Minister. Seven studied and instinctive tributes to the Chicago sound, from the Bam Bam-styled ‘My Land Of Exctasy’, through the elegant Larry Heard sound of ‘Night Flight’, and hypnotic, psyched jackers like ‘Clouds’ and ‘Paranoia On Planet X’.

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Released: Oct 2010
Catalogue Number: CREMEJAK11
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1. The Minister : My Land of Exctasy
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2. The Minister : Physical Pain
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3. The Minister : Paranoia on Planet X
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the minister – Paranoia on Planet X

Creme come to Jak with the second release from cult undercover artiste, The Minister. Seven studied and instinctive tributes to the Chicago sound, from the Bam Bam-styled ‘My Land Of Exctasy’, through the elegant Larry Heard sound of ‘Night Flight’, and hypnotic, psyched jackers like ‘Clouds’ and ‘Paranoia On Planet X’. A must check for fans of Legowelt, James T Cotton, Tevo Howard, etc.

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The Minister – Paranoia on Planet X [CRJAK011]